You throw 5 I throw 10

You spin for me I’ll spin for you

If we catch an opp on the street you throw 5 I throw 10

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Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

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last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

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Top sinco (5) scariest ghump skrares

Numero 5: Crocodile Explodar

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5 o'clock free crack give a way

Definition 1: A Free Crack Giveaway at 5 o'clock.

Definition 2: A really good deal

Definition 3: An Out-of-Control Party

ex. 1: A five o'clock free crack give away, wow , that's a low price!

ex. 2: A free car? That's a five o'clock free crack give away

ex. 3: Jesus, this partie's like a 5 o'clock free crack give a way.

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p 3 r 5 1 a

The Most Epic Pker/Dmer in a game called Runescape.

Noob Def Ranger: Yeah when P 3 R 5 1 A Asked me to fight, i nearly shit myself.

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The main cause of death for children under 5

Me

What is the main cause of death for children under 5

Me