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Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…
Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.
Queen Bacon
is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
Lady mullet is a generalized term used to refer to one’s general aura or scent, it can also apply to one’s presence in a room. It is not bad nor good and does not have any synonyms.
Person A: bro you smell like lady mullet.
Person B: bro no I don’t u smell like lady mullet.
Person A: do you even know what lady mullet smells like?
When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.
I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.
A drugdealing mother
Yeah we're gonnna find a dimebag lady and get high
A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.