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little tiny clams that come from my Uretha when I take piss. If you have enough pressure when pissing it is good to shot in mouth, tasty.
I like the taste of my piss clams today.
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A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey, bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
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a temporary relive source that I make my ho drink out of after i'm done wit her
drink form this piss-bucket you skanky slut
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whilst peeing, your excited kitten jumps from behind and through your golden stream up upon the loo seat, getting a good soaking. In homage to The Peep show's 'Piss Kidney'.
OMG, the shitten has jump though my piss and is soaked. the bloody piss kitten!!!
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Something that is so hugely afoul & awry,it's totally PISS BUGGERED.
"I hate getting together with that scatterbrained neighbour of mine.Can never get the damn days or times right,or even remember to wipe her own A hole.Every fuckin time,it's utterly PISS BUGGERED!"
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When one vertically climbs up a piss stall using his hands and legs with his junk hanging out, and pee pee as best as he can towards the direction of the yellow bowl. He would then release the grease with a very Asian karate chop sound, thus completing the Ninja Piss.
"dude, i heard the bathroom stalls are fucked"
"oh hell yeah nigga, Jimmy totally ninja pissed that shit like a pro asian G"
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