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The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.
You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.
COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!
A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).
Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.
That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?
1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.
Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed