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The act of cumming in a girls ass right as she is about to shit and then eating the mixture. The cum-shit mixture should look like chocolate and whipped cream.
Guy 1: I made some chocolate and whipped cream with a really hot girl. It wasn't tasty, but it was worth it!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It's when you cum on a girl's shit and then eat it basically.
Guy 2. Dude wtf
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a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie
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basically, a turd that is filled with cum due to a person being screwed in the ass.
Ew! the local prostitute just said that she had to go dump her cream filled brownie logs!
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A man with a cum-filled anus cavity who is somebody's "bitch" in a prison facility
Bubbles was a pansy; Todd from Sambro made him his "cream filled prison pocket", it kept other inmates away.
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When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.
Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!
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When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".
That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.
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A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
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