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When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.
giving a blow job with ice in your mouth
ever had a snow job mr. frosty
When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.
As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.
A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.
(can be done as a group activity)
Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.
When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex
Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"
when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)
I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city