Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.
Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!
great guy who you always want around normally has friends called something like jimmy or Tomas
oh hi Thomas makin ur really nice thank for living ur doing a great job
The world's sexiest people no one can complain
"Oh my god is that Thomas and Harrison huh they look sexy as always"
Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
he is a fake ass skank!!!! dont trust this WHORE!!!!! rumor has it he is gay and racist. true story. he literally hatecrimed me, a black woman, in broad daylight. he literally knocked me to the ground, stole my wallet, drop kicked me, called me a NIGGER, and went on with his day. if you ever see a 5’2 white male with blue eyes and brown hair that often wears Nike hoodies, then RUN!!!!!!
Have you heard of a man by the name of Payton Thomas?
Yeah I have! That ugly lying skank!!!!!
A white sexy Italian kid who can hook up anyone he wants and is good at every sport. He is shy but when you get to know him he will not stop talking. He probably lives in northern or southern America. If you ding yourself a Thomas DiMillo...keep him.
Wow that kid must be a Thomas DiMillo.
person who is looking for a way to escape.
“My date is going terrible, can I sneak out the back?”
“whatever, sydney lucille thoma.”