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The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal
A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler”
Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”
A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.
- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.
The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.
“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”
Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)
Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!
Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.