The act of taking a shit, pooping, dropping a deuce, doping an obozo, taking the browns to the super bowl.
Oh gees I'm Busting a turd in my pants.
To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)
Paying bills, upgrades, etc.
You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.
"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."
I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street
A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
The clump inside of a cats litter box
I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.