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The walls Inside you home aren’t real it’s a simulation and behind the walls are back rooms cuz ur mom n me in back rooms I love ur mom lol.
I ate out your blue walls yesterday
When you are so intoxicated at a party that you always end up leaning against a wall.
Guy:"Hey who's that girl leaning on the wall over there?"
Kub: "Oh that's just Wall Girl"
The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.
"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."
When you take a hit off nicotine and you get such a headrock that you cant see and your whole vision is fucked.
Oh my god im on a serious balls to the wall headrock
Marcus entered the hotel room with a bottle of jack and a magnum hoping he had enough courage to finally repaint the walls.
I literally don’t know what’s happening
John: What’s happening with Wall Street?
Mario: I don’t know.
John: what the fuk are you good for then?
Mario: Bro code, dude.
John: Bro code.
When you cum inside of a woman’s vagina, and she cum’s immediately after; ejecting your semen back onto you.
Dude! I was a killer in bed last night. I took Stacy to Wall Street!