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Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.
Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.
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The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.
I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.
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When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.
I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.
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A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.
We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it
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It is a school boy that always has to fart in that one class that no one likes and gets kicked out of class
Did you see the fart boy in class today?
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The perfect fart begins with a high pitch, and ends just seconds later with a thunderous baritone.
Honey, Dont be ashamed of that, it was the perfect fart. I should be so proud.
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When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"
Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
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