American Oven

When a person farts in a room and the others cover their face with their shirts and burp in order to disguise the fart.

Sadie just farted everyone American Ovened themselves

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All American Rejects

Perhaps one of the worst bands to ever record music. Examples of All-American Rejects sucking ass can be seen in any of thier crap-hole songs including (but not limited to) "Swing swing" and "Dirty little secret". These guys have zero talent and shouldn't offend peoples eardrums much longer, as thier 15 minutes of fame is on its 14th minute.

Idiot: Wanna listen to the All American Rejects?

Normal Person: No, I'd rather take a crap into a blender set on "Puree"

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Dumb like an American

a person who is not well educated and does not want to get any knowledge, so that s/he usually does not know anything, even the obvious things, and if asked, answers uncredibly silly.

sometimes used: "dumb like a Yank".

A: What's Queen of England's name?
B: Victoria.
A: You're dumb like an American.

A: Who's the president od Russia?
B: Lenin.
A: Dumb like an American!

A: Where lies Israel?
B: South America.
A: Youre dumb like an american.

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[colombian-american girl]

Girls who are colombian but know english.
they tend to talk with spanish accents and pronounce words differently. they wear bright colors, skinny jeans, and ballet flats or sneakers. big hoops, and hair that you can push back.... often considered sexy,if you could work it well. yet if they over do it , can be taken as tacky.

colombian-american girl:dont drawp tha bawl or imma get'chu. sin mentirle.

Maria:like-uh did juu see dat beeeaach. she's such an idiot. que pereza. im so fawking tie-ahd of hur! what a puta.

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white african american

A black person that commits a crime against another black person or black community, but black society still wants to blame it on racism

Those cops that killed Fred, they werent black, theyre white african americans.

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american Dragonball Z

The dumbest show ever and the lamest excuse for anime. Those American pigs mess up the entire show.

The Japanese vision of all anime is better than American translations.

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Native American Giver

Kinder, Softer & more political correct way of saying "Indian Giver".

I am divorcing my wife and I asked for the $400,000 ring I gave her and she called me a "Native American Giver!"

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