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a fucking cholo and a fatty that says the n word wayyyy to much in front of black people, he sucks cock for a living and he touches little kids with his pubescent stash, he likes to drink red bulls and gets fatter by the minute. he also never showers and he looks like he mows lawns for a living, he says hes Salvadorian but we all know hes a beaner.
"damn bro, Christian says the n word way to much"
Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.
So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again
You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!
A stupid ape like creature with hairy ass legs and hairy body dark complexion usually 5'4" in height and is socially awkward towards females. Especially the ones named "emily" has great friends though has a superiority complex and thinks that rwby isn't an anime.
Hey 'Christian' what's pimpin big chimpin.
You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.
He’s super adorable,spontaneous,and Angelinas manzzzzzz ❤️💯
Christian is angelinas manzzzzzz!!!!!!
A Christian is the unique, one in a million, kind of guy. He is usually very strong, and he works harder then any other guy you know. He is extremely brace and isn't afraid to take risks. A Christian is tough and can move through hard times and get around big obstacles. He will never quit on you, and he will always be by your side. He is the kind of person that you just have to respect when you meet it. Christians are extremely trustworthy and you can trust them with your life or your secrets. He is the best boyfriend you can get. When you are tired or sad, he will wrap you in his giant long arms and protect you. Because they pride themselves on being loyal and protective to the people they love. A Christian is usually handsome and tall, with a smile that will make you blush. He is the star of the football team, and makes every other guy jealous. He is the best type of guy.
Hey that must be a Christian. Just looking at him makes me happy.
Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.
The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.
The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.
If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you
Christian is the type of guy who’s very sweet and kind and someone you will find to be your soulmate. He someone who is caring and show you a lot of love but can’t show love to himself. He is dreamy and is very funny and says the most weirdest things which can relate to you he’s just an amazing person and u can possibly feel as if the universe is pulling u toward them
Christian is such an weird and funny guy