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lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.
I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
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When you are about to get some ass but you don't because something happens
Deshaun: Deshawn: I was about to get with this chanquia and then my parents walked in
Matt: Chanquias are gross thats a major step down from even ayako. Were u curunk.
Deshaun: I kno but it was still a boner kill, and i wasnt crunk
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An erection you get after hearing or seeing something really stupid
That bitches Instagram page gives me the biggest dumb boner
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A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.
"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."
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A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!
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A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or rubbing around your junk would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning urinations usually include urine flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is penis boogers (eye boogers, but in your man hole).
I had a wicked piss boner this morning.
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An incidental erection. Usually common in the mornings, or with certain legwear.
My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!
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