3 second blow job

A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.

3 second blow job:

Andy: Oh, this feels great!

3 Seconds later...

Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?

Hannah: Penis is gross!

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BROWN EYE BLOW OUT

When you insert an m-80, black-cat or other explosive firework into one's anus and light the fuse, thus creating a brown eye blow out.

I always thought Selina was crazy, but when she pulled off a brown eye blow out, i was amazed.

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blow my brains out

what i will do in a few days

me: "I'm gonna blow my brains out soon"

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Blow her back out

To give a woman or women the best dick from the back she will ever get you know when you’ve blown her back out when she wants you to do it again the next time y’all fuck

Omg Dominic is about to blow her back out

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I'll blow you

When you blow air on a mans face

I'll blow you if you rub my feet.
(Man thinking you will give him a blow job

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Yo, low blow bro!

The perfect comeback and or repartee for a very bitter remark that may leave personal scars. May be used in a sarcastic and or subtle-dirty joke manner.

Friend 1: Did you hear, Jenny loves going down on men?
Friend 2: Yo, low blow bro!

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[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

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