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To plant your dick in someones face
Clint was being an ass, so I got him with the ol' Bob's your uncle
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The best ncc cadet in the whole of 654 years at Anglican High School, the school where basketball get all the budget, screw that CCA. He is very nice, he will give unreasonably nice punishments when needed. He also is very inspiring and is not writing this article at all. The benevolent man is probably the next jesus for all we know, also fun fact god got mary pregnant at 12 according to the bible u guys might wanna look at different religions. Is mary even hot? Can anyone send pic? I need to prove Im straight cos edward said I was gay. Why is my google chrome so slow? Arguably, Pythagoras theorem. Therefore, Bob Choy Wei Zhe is the best ncc cadet in the whole if Anglican High NCC 791 years. I got nothing else to say so I will just start narrating everything that’s happening right now. Mom walks to me angrily. Mom grabs my face, prepared to start smashing my head into my keybofjidks dididksozifksidkcdjdnfijtbekspzkddkdldldldldkfkfjoeosxoncfnduckfidisoapqwnxnc
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Indian man mispells "boob"" and "vagina", hence the meme, show bob open vagene, there are many variations to this meme with extentions.
being defined as a pickup line. For example: hellor deer butiful show bob open vagene
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Twin brother to Smilin Bob Norton. Man of distinct honor despite his prefix.
Dude, he was more focused than Silly Bob Norton.
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Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.
Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?
Bro: What are you talking about?
Best Bro: Nope, I did that.
Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!
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its when you're fucking a girl from behind in a port-a-potty and you dunk her head as you cum.
A.W. just dropped the puerto rican plumb bob on some chick at the UW tailgate. Bring the hand sanitizer.
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