Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.

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he call me big purr

comee make that pussy pur

cum owo he call me big purr

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call of duty: black ops 42

Call Of Duty: Blacks Ops 42! is a mix between the last 40+ Black ops games as Tryarch has ran out of ideas

Do you own call of duty: black ops 42

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Oh ok, call me later.

A phrase used when trying to say: ARE YOU DUMB? ITS CLEAR THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL DROP EVRYTHING IM DOING TO CALL YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME. CALL ME BACK.

Girl: want to ft?
Guy: can’t rn
Girl: oh ok, call me later.

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Until Death Call My Name

It means live life to the fullest

(Richard) "Aye when you're gonna stop having sex with these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name".

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fuck me and call me sally

A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.

I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!

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Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

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