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A question asked to a fucking worthless piece of shit. This question is asked between 50 - 100 times in a day to remind a twat that his life sucks. It’s often asked to employees at Pepe's Piri Piri.
Employee at Pepe’s : (exhales)
Ashman : BOMBACLAT !!!!! , (clears his throat and spits at his face) Where’s the dragon balls ?
Employee at Pepe’s : (Starts to play Russian roulette by himself)
Today is the day folks, you need to celebrate the past of the moghty mythical creature, THE Dragon. Have fun
National Dragon Day
April 13
thinks goku solos the verse but gets absolutely shit on by beerus and any god like being and their worst enemy is the sun light and the word goku doesn't solo if they hear this run they will say your stupid or if you say gokus overrated you might die they will talk shit on your favorite character or beat your ass but fall on their soda cans all over the floor and wont get up cause their fat as fuck
every dragon ball fans think gokus better then your favorite mc
when you pull down her pants to eat her out, but her dick slaps you in the forehead
This bitch gave me a reverse purple dragon last night
A mythical creature commonly seen in the furry fandom
(noun)
My Dutch angle dragon is so cool
When you are have intercorse before you nut you do handsigns then nut in her nose
Bro the other day I did a water dragon jutsu on mary
Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini
The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.
Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.