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OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...
Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."
When you family friend shives bourbon down your dad’s throat (preferably your Mexican tia)
Tia: come on just one more
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room
I AM SOOOOOOOOO DRUNKKKKK, IIIIII SLATTTHERED MYSLEF WITHHHH BLOOOOOOOOOOODY BOOBS.
I AM SO DRUNK THAT I GOT IN A CAR CRASHHHH.
Drunk, is my dad. When he gets home
the defind definition of drunk, is my dad goes to the garage, and comes back in. looking like a, girraf who did not eat in days.
A word that you type into urban dictionary when you want to get drunk but can't.
Damn I wanna get hella drunk. Too bad I can't. I'll just type it in on Urban Dictionary.
When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.