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What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.
Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.
'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.
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On June 25th people celebrate National Eat Pussy Day by eating a girl out.
Im going to Jessica’s house tomorrow to eat her out since it’s National Eat Pussy Day.
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A toothy smile made by a jackass who just downed a 3 ponds of buffalo turds and still had particles of it on its teeth
Hey, buddy! Brush that shit-eating grin off your face!
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If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.
We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.
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A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)
Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.
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A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).
Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...
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a nicer, politer, and above all quicker way of telling someone, in that order, to "shut up, get lost, and mind their own business"
two people are in a private conversation and a third person butts in:
person 1 (adressing person 3): who exactly are you and what do you want? and why did you interrupt our conversation anyways?
person 2 (adressing person 3): yo man, sorry, but you are not part of this PC (private conversation). please eat your own cheese and shove off, before we get angry, all right?
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