Five

A lyin ass mf that thinks he's cool and thinks girls define how cool or popular he is. Assumes he is good at sports but gets hit in the face once and starts crying.

dates girls to get over another- Five

Five

The 58 year old drama queen from The Umbrella Academy

"Who's that adorable kid from The Umbrella Academy?"
"Oh that's Five. And he's actually 58."

FIVE

You have five fingers on your hand just count

What number is that

Oh it number five

pyramid high five

where two males bang a female and as one is hitting it from the back the other is hitting it from the front and they high five over the girl creating a triangle as a pyramid

me and bob had a pyramid high five over a babe

five north

Five North is a rock band formed by Tyler Posey and Kyle Murphy. The two hail from Santa Clarita, CA just off the 5 freeway (hence Five North). With pop-punk and rock backing the influence… and close friend John Feldmann behind the sound, they take a “no ceiling” approach to the writing process and end with songs that sound like “whatever the f**k we want”. aka a band with fucking hot people

i love five north,
five north is a good band,

Ducking the five

Avoiding the police

‘We where out last night, ducking the five, still

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle