blue screen of death

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.

I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!

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capitalism is a death cult!

An increasingly popular saying on the lips of wise and astute Americans right now.

We are in a donut hole my dear, we pay insanely high income taxes, our wages have stagnated since the 1970s, having private health insurance sucks and covers only a small percentage of the fees charged, rent has skyrocketed everywhere and so we are never going to be able to save a dime; this is why capitalism is a death cult!

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bastardization of death metal

The derogatory word for Deathcore, This implies that the genre sucks.

generic person - ZOMG!!11!1!!one!!!HEY LISTEN TO THIS DEATHCORE BAND you cant understand what they're saying but the breakdowns are awesome!!!

generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!

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Peruvian Death Fuck

To have sex with a woman from behind doggy style while you have her in a Full Nelson.

Jerry said he couldn't wait to see Joanie this weekend and she better watch out because he was going to give her the Peruvian Death Fuck.

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Etsubdink Death Stare

A really dirty look that can shut a bitch down in seconds. Not easy to do and requires lots of practice to perfect it. People who know how to do it only do it when they are really angry.

Girl 1: Omg she gave me the Etsubdink Death Stare
Girl 2: She must have been really angry at you to do that

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Red Ring of Death

1. Xbox 360 code for "Fuck You"
2. When a '360 flicks you off
3. When the built in "Crash Timer" of your xbox runs out and you have to pay to wind it up again.

1. (To my Xbox) Fuck you too.
2. The red ring of death flicked me off and I was forced to flick microsoft off.
3. The red ring of death timer went off. Ill just give microsoft all of my money to wind it up again

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jamaican death joint

an insanely oversized joint

i just used up 2 packs of zig-zags making this jamaican death joint

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