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who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022


who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022


cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014


cool-cut

when you take a short-cut and it ends up being super cool.

When Ryan and i were on our way to the skate park earlier, we decided to go through the abandoned lot and it ended up bein' a cool-cut!

by sexbagelsk8er March 21, 2010


phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 4, 2015


phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 4, 2015


The Cut

When you have to make it on time but you’re almost late

I was almost late to the party but I made the cut

by TitanicSquid May 2, 2018