if you were born on January 23 you are literally the hottest person ever you are amazing, funny, kind, stupid. (But that's what makes you amazing) if you have a gf/bf born on this day keep him/her never let them go EVER
P1:Hey when is your girlfriend born?
P2:January 23
P1:Omg dude that's awesome she's a keeper!
This is one of the only days where you can ask your crush out and they can’t say no.
Hey wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
No
But it’s January 23
january 23 is national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day. you have to hangout with your girlfriend on this day.
Hey I miss you, can we hangout?
No
But today is january 23, national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day.
Fine
National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!
Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie
Jenna: oh thanks! but why?
Steve: well it’s january 23rd!
Jenna: ohhh!
*both happy*
When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ
I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ
When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.
Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!