Mother Freaken

A polite way to say mother fucker

You stoled my candy you mother freaken thife.

mother wata

The baddest bitch alive. A real stepper. Mother Wata is a boss. Wata doesn’t take No for an answer. She is destined for greatness. A true legend if you didn’t know. The only person wetter than a fish. Real player like. Wata could make a hoe slip. A real Star, fish. Wata is a musician, know for her bars and melodies. Wata is sometimes called fresh wata because she always giving a look. The moral of the story is BE LIKE WATA. Don’t be a buster.

Mother Wata stay wetter than a fish.

mother milker

another word for a dad who has compulsive sex

My mom just called my dad a mother milker and he got a boner!

block mother

another word for "mother fucker"

"man i hate that shirley girl!"
"i know man she is such a block mother"

free-mothering

The act of spawning or giving birth to something that only serves the best interests of themselves, or someone they are aligned with, regardless the moral correctness of their acts. Supporting known liars or endorsing immoral behavior is an act of "free-mothering."

Sarah Sanders is a free-mothering voice for all of the immoral acts of the current President.

Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.

COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: +9080217490 is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)