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A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.
A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.
When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap
Is when a vehicles carpet has loose dirt accumulated in one spot that has packed above the nap of the carpet
The car detailer said he charged extra for mud scabs in the carpet.
Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.