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When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.
Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.
When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
1.) An incrdebly attractive man!
2.) A nickname for someone you like/Love!.
Or
3.) Someone you can't stand
He's such a troll muffin 😍
A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.
There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .
"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"
When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.
Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night
Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin