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A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
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Common in gay circles.
Where a group of males congregate with the intention of bumming, felching and snowballing each other.
So-called as participants generally all bring cameras and/or camcorders to capture the action for future autoeroticism.
Ben, Chad and Armind met round John's house for a Jap movie night.
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THIS IS THE SCAREIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN I AM STILL VERY TRAUMATIZED I GET FUCKING NIGHTMARES DONT YOU MINORS DARE WATCH THIS SHIT AND VICTORS POSE IN THE END WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT IM TELLING YOU IT GAVE ME INSOMNIA I DONT SLEEP AND I CANT LOOK AT MILK OR SAUSAGES OR ANYTHING RELATED THIS SHIT WAS DETAILED TOO LIKE EVERY CREVICE OF THE SHIT AND WHY THE HELL WAS VICTOR A BOTTOM TF LIKE IM SO SCARED AND IT GAVE ME PTSD I I WOULD RECOMMEND TO NOT WATCH ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN YAOI MY DIDE LIKE IT WASNT A LIGHTSABER IT WAS A FULL BLOWN COCK I-
Should I watch yuri on ice night in Barcelona?
You: NO
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The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.
I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!
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The most holy night of them all when after a months pain of no nut November and through December a man finally chokes his chicken and lets out his biggest night of the year
Man 1: Yo man you doing No Nut November ?
Man 2: Hell yea gonna get the Christmas Night Mega Bust after.
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When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.
Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.
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Every tuesday night an event at the Pirates Cove where Justin goes to get jumped and I sit at home and sulk 'cause I'm only 17 and can't go yet.
"We're going to 80's night tonight"
"I cant believe you'd ditch me for that"
"get a fake id"
"well I guess I could use my brother's old one"
"do it, dude"
"Yeah, but then itd say I'm 22 and I could barely pass for 15."
"shitty"
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