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The best way to piss everyone in the room off.
When Jeff started sharing your opinion everyone got pissed off.
You have diarrhea
Oh, phew ... were you just sick to your pants ?
Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."
Mom, calm your lumps!
Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!
1) Making wise decisions ( informal)
2) Ponder and mull over before reaching a decision
3) The act of reminding someone to think with an educated and sophisticated mind before giving ideas or commencing on something (sarcastic tone)
1) Mark should learn to use his coconut before foolishly making impolite comments regarding Amy's espouse with a meager-earning taxi driver.
2) " Use your coconut, John!",John's boss bellowed at the top of his voice when John naively wrote an economics essay for his marketing project.
Something that is happening in close proximity to you and often you are unaware of it.
Susie: My child does not do drugs
Alison: Uh, yeah, yeah she does. It's happening in your own backyard
When one of your friends gets to excited and they need to calm down.
John: You ready yet let's go!
George: Bro, ice your boner i gotta roll this joint first.
Used by Radio 1 (UK) DJ Tim Westwood (see wigger). The phrase is used to denote a track or compilation of tracks that Mr Westwood believes you may enjoy. The phrase, along with others are most commonly shouted in an over exaggerated manner.
This album is full of the latest licks and big hip-hop things. This album will BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!!!