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Some days you wish you had huge boobs and other days you wish were flat as a wall. Like gender fluid but just for your breasts, or lack thereof, depending on the day.
Trash - Man i wish i had no boobs today
Chuck - I know right? Me too
Trash - And then yesterday i wanted my melons to be massive
Chuck - ME TOO. Maybe we're just Boob-fluid
Ah - ....What???
Emoomily - I forgot what i wanted to say.
An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face
That dude is such a loser boob!
The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.
After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.
When a man (or woman if she is into this sort of thing) is laying down face up and a woman with large boobs approaches and places both her bare breasts on the eyes of the person laying down, shading them from the "sun". Although similar to "motor boating", this is solely the choice of the female with the boobs to provide "boob sunglasses".
Hey my lady really cares for me, last night she gave me boob sunglasses.
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!
a party boob is one boob that is pierced, making it cooler than the other.
“Yeah I just wanted one nipple pierce, party boob!”
a boob that is so big that it takes two hands to fondle it.
The actress has sledgehammer boobs, which are her saving grace.