Random
Source Code
Random
The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct
The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor
7👍 7👎
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(
1👍 2👎
This is a quote by the one and only.
...
DIO!
DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?
Jotaro: Sama....DIO
A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.
When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
2👍 1👎
A phrase (often negative) that describes the speaker but said speaker does not want to be associated with and so they try to obfuscate it by calling their opponents alarmists.
9/10 times, the person using this statement fits the description to the letter.
Fascism is a phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning. Anyway, let's talk about the Jewish Question.
2👍 1👎
guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
10👍 27👎