The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.
Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao
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A sack of poop that retarded people use when they cant poop correctly and make them look like their potty trained so they dont need a diaper.
Did you see Malford?
Ya his poop-sack is full man
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When someone gives you a task that is ultimately poop. Also known as poop work.
I have so many proposals due everyday. When I walk through that door I am officially on poop duty.
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Random youtube videos which usually contain randomness and nonsense. They are usually used for comedy purposes or for killing time. The most commonly used are the cd-i games of Legend of Zelda and a super mario game called hotel mario. They usually contain phrases "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!" from 300 and "mah boi" said by the old man from the LoZ cd-i game.
-Example-1 of Youtube poop-
Link: Great! I can't wait to-
*Mario appears*
Link: Pounce some *punches mario* dodongos!
-Ex 2-
Mario: Hey!
Luigi: Hey!
Mario: Get offa mah cloud
*repeat*
*Koopa flies away* Hey! You! Get offa mah cloud!
Mario: getoffgetoffgetoffgetoffmahcloud
*bleep*
Ex-3
DeDeDe: This is madness!
Meta Knight: Madness.
Meta Knight: THIS-IS-SPARTA! *kicks truck*
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also called a poop dolla
the prank or game in which one defecates and leaves the excrement or feces (i.e. shit) in the dollar bill (can be of any amount) which is rolled around the feces, making it almost impossible to spot. The dollar is leaved on the ground in a public place where there are many people.
as seen on the Comedy Central series Workaholics
Fred shat in that dollar, rolled it up and left it in the park next to the bench. Some idiot picked up the poop dollar and it was hilarious!
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that was some great poop sex! you must have eaten a lot of fiber and other shit, those poos were rock hard!
priests can have poop sex and remain celebate!
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