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road rules

just about the worst show on MTV. Right next to Who's Got Game.

Did you watch Road Rules tonight?
Yeah it sucked!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

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road rules

a gang of faggot hippies who think they're "lucky" to be on a dumbass show.

yo, them bitches dumb enough to be on road rules

by big ugly August 2, 2003

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road rules

a ballsuck show that didnt totally suck before "reality" tv began to get big.

damnit I'm sick of all of these reality tv shows "road rules" started this shit

by fuck road rules July 12, 2003

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road rules

a tv show onmt that is way past its prime

On Road Rules, people are tools!

by allofit July 16, 2003

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Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014

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Ghostbuster Rules

When a man is confronted with a piss trough (or communal urinal) upon entering the men's bathroom, this is the set of rules applied when urinating next to another man. In essence, as in the movie, crossing streams is forbidden.

"My buddies and I were getting thrashed at the local pub when I needed to take a piss. When I walked into the bathroom, I saw a piss trough mounted to the wall with another drunk a-hole pissin' the night away. After a quick glance, an unspoken agreement confirmed that the Ghostbuster Rules were in effect."

by LutJ February 13, 2012

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Rule 30

Rule 30 states if there is milf near you, you no longer have the flu.

Boy 1: Hey, I’m going to this milf
Boy 2: Don’t you have the flu?
Boy 1: Rule 30 man
Boy 2: Oh your’e right

by Mike Oclonng December 29, 2022

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