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When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.
Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?
Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.
Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.
A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.
Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.
The combination of cum and hair that builds up in the drain after a few months in a college dorm room. Think of the drain as a bread bowl.
Stop Gargling Shower Chowder and get your life together!
That thing where three guys stand around you and pee on your face while you’re crying.
Ben disrespected Joe’s girlfriend so they gave him a nepalese shower.
A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.
Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower
Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?
Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...
When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.
My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!