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suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able)

a guy who's hot enough that you just wanna go to town on his junk regardless of not knowing a single thing about him

aka: this is another way to categorize the instant hotness/appeal (suckadickability) of a guy

for example, a friend shows you a pic of a guy on facebook or myspace or what have you, and you in turn, can say: "nah, he's not suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able)", meaning he's not hot enough on a purely physical level

like, the guy is not gonna make you hot enough to take his cock into your eager mouth just like that at first sight

by arcoandy June 27, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my balls

To Suck MY Balls Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taralyn loves To suck My balls

by DICK LICKER July 21, 2006

85๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck-bitch-whore

two faced, stuck up, hump your leg tramp that can't help to annoy you and everyone around you

Kailynn was being a really big suck-bitch-whore last night.

by Douche-bag Davis August 31, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"

by beavuhh October 17, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


vampire time suck

A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.

"Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."

by Metrosexuwell April 29, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks blue mud

A way to clarify how bad somebody is at something. Really bad. I mean really, really bad. So bad, that well frankly, you suck blue mud.

Shaq sucks blue mud when he shoots free throws.

Bush sucks blue mud as president.

Hey bitch...you suck blue mud (at giving blow jobs) !!!!

by Speak Truth May 1, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

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