national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

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They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

take him out to pasture

Removing a person from your world. Then taking them out to a field and burying the body. So that the grass is fertilized and the cows can eat out in the pasture and I can enjoy a good steak.

That sorry no good MFer. Somebody needs to take him out to pasture.... (Find pasture- Pop Pop, dig, bury)

nah ill take a pass

To decline an opportunity

Hey, want some milk? Nah ill take a pass

Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

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Take the icing off the top

To "take the icing off the top" means to read between the lines.

To say one thing but really mean another, to allude to something else.

Damore:
"Yo Dylan, James is 'chillaxing' with Hannah at hers."

Dylan:
"Cool man, so why're you telling me?"

Damore:
"Come on man, take the icing off the top"

Dylan:
"OHHHHHHH, netflix and chillaxing?"

Damore:
"Si"

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Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!

A phrase people say when someone creeping stares way too hard at a person or an object.

Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"

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