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Home of Kristy P , the bitchenest babe in the land. Legend has it a
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.
Random person - Did you see Kristy P ?in Kosse , Texas ?
Other random person - duuude , how could you not
An extremely large cud of chewing tobacco.
“Ed just put half a pouch of Beechnut in his mouth!”
“He always does, that’s his Texas buttplug “
where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
mount pleasant high school - texas is in a small town with nothing to do.
When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.
Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.
When a guy shoots his cum into someone’s ass then sucks it out and kisses them, exchanging the load to the other persons mouth.
Nasty! He gave her a Texas snowball last night! That’s why both of them have shitty smelling breath today.
The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”