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Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.

I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.

by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022


cup of tea

Acid

Beatles: When we met the Queen, we had a cup of tea first

by DingoTheRingo June 16, 2024


Internation Spill Tea Day

On April 23, everyone will spill their tea and get into fights.

“Hey it’s Internation Spill Tea Day, what’s the tea?”

by thygoat April 14, 2018


Sent for tea

When you brake someone's ankles in a game. The joke is that when he falls or gets tricked and "slides" to get the ball looks like he went for tea and came back or he didn't go for the ball but to get some tea

"Ohhhh you send him for tea"
"He went straight to great Britain"
"Hahaha you got sent for tea"

by TheTrashTalikingVoc April 28, 2022


tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016


Tea Dom

A person who is extremely knowledgeable in all things concerning tea. Can be relied upon for accurate tea recommendations! Usually pretty hot but that's unrelated.

Joseph is such a tea dom, I let him give me whatever tea he thought I'd enjoy!

by Kalkalkal April 3, 2022


tea mail

a gossip filled email

OMG, Becky sent me the best tea mail about Jessica today.

by nemaki May 7, 2019