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having sex outside of marriage.
that bitch tyrone's been fucking as a side order, is noting like his main meal devanney. fuck that extramarital sex.
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When fat people have sex.
"After their daily visit to the fast food restaurant, Barbara and John have hardcore hippo sex!"
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The denting in of the skin between the lower abdominal oblique and iliac crest. This is located on the lower abdominal region just above the hipline.
This section may be dented inward, somewhat resembling a "V" shape pointing toward the groin.
Oh my god Did you see the sex dents on Paul Walker? I just wanna lick him!
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When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis
Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob
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When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.
Okay, you guys need to chill out! It's really starting to feel like alpaca sex here!
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A person (male or female) that you used to date (but no longer do), but still will sleep with you now and again.
See also Imaginary
Ex: "Hey, I know we stopped dating because you're tremendously creepy, but I think we can at least be sex exes, don't you?"
Other person: (No response; tends not to talk to people he's imagining in his head)
extremely sussy sex position where one partner's dick is in the other partner's ass upside down and one or both partners are kissing/licking each other's feet and toes.
my boyfriend took me to his house last night. little did i know that i would get the rail of a lifetime.
when we got to his room, my ass was wet as fuck and his boner was about to rip his pants. we knew we had to do something fast. that's when i told him about sus sex, the best sex position ever, since it plays on both anal and feet fetishes at once to create an awesome experience. i asked him to be the dominant partner, and he agreed.
immediately he pulled down his pants and i removed my dress. we made out then stripped naked entirely. i lay facedown on his bed as he fondled, licked, sucked, and kissed my feet and each and every one of my toes. then he got on top of me and inserted his 12 inch elephant trunk into my virgin ass. after exactly 69 seconds, he shouted "i love you so much! you sussy baka!!!" and sticking my sexy feet in his face once more, he deposited the entire content of his nuts into my ass, and i reached a full body orgasm at the same time. i had never felt more happy in my lifetime, but i also never felt more like a sussy baka amogus impostor.
after hearing how happy i sounded, we switched and i gave him sus sex.