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When a pillow or blanket fort suddenly becomes a dutch oven.
Jeff and I made a blanket fort in bed--but then he made it a fart cave!!!
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The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
Holy shit, I had 2 King Cobra 40’s and I almost yaked after smelling my beer farts.
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The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
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After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.
He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."
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Air coming through a vagina and smelling and sounding like a fart coochie fart
#ryan hey that girl coochie farted
#sarah Ryan no I didn’t 😭😭😭✋🏻
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a repulsive smelling fart in which the smell will not go away. (referring to tule fog which sits on the ground and doesn't go away. )
Dude it's been 20 minutes and your tule fart still smells!
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