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1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.
2) never into your mouth
2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
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To steal other people's Crack Cocaine.
"I'm snatchin' everybody's cookies."
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When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner
Yo! last night i got so wasted i ate an easy bake sugar cookie with some hoe
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Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.
Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!
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Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.
My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.
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A pizza order where the recipient, obviously high on weed, closes the door looking for a pen and passes out before paying the delivery driver.
"Did you hear about the Double pepperoni and 3 cookies girl?"
"Yeah, what a wanker"
"Well she actually called back and paid the next day"
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!"
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When you start to get tired of cookie n cream icecream. It usually happens when you have it too much.
Mom: "Do you cookie n cream icecream"
Stephen: "No Ma, I'm all cookie 'n' cream'd out."
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