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A statement implying one to immerse him/herself fully in an activity. To go all out or waste every inch of your soul in an effort to win or succeed. Relates to the term "Go Big or Go Home" in the sense that one should just do it and not dick around while deciding whether they should do it or not.
Jon: I don't really feel like hookin up with HER again, I 'm just not in the mood...
Malc: Don't be a puss, f***** "get your cookies wet".
Random Kid:(sitting on the bench thinking) I sure hope coach doesn't put me in for the PK shootout in the State Final game..
Me: What a bitch, you won't even "get your cookies wet"...faggot
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1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.
2) never into your mouth
2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
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To steal other people's Crack Cocaine.
"I'm snatchin' everybody's cookies."
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When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner
Yo! last night i got so wasted i ate an easy bake sugar cookie with some hoe
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Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.
Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!
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Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.
My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.
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A pizza order where the recipient, obviously high on weed, closes the door looking for a pen and passes out before paying the delivery driver.
"Did you hear about the Double pepperoni and 3 cookies girl?"
"Yeah, what a wanker"
"Well she actually called back and paid the next day"
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!"
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