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noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.
Ryan decided to drop Jay Cutler while giving his girl the "Pie Man Special."
Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.
"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."
When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.
“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it
“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
“What the fuck no you are”
It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
When a man who had the blues finally gets to creampie again
"Gave Amy a blueberry and creme pie last night!"