Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
The ceremonial song of all vegans
GET INSIDE THEY’RE ABOUT TO LET IT SNOW!!!
The male equivalent of a snow Bunny. A white guy that goes for black girls.
Did you see Danny with that black chick? He’s such a snow tiger.
Snow Roll - to have a cocaine fueled orgy with more than one partner
I had a snow roll with John and Emma last night.
An act where several people proceed to defecate on the ground, diarrhea kind. Then, one person lays down in the poo and proceeds to make a snow Angel in it. Whole that is happening, the rest of the people have bukkake fun on the person making the "snow Angel".
I made an Ohio Snow Angel last night. It was the best night ever.
A wife who likes to be a slut in front of her husband, or rub her sluttiness in his face. The wife likes the liberation of acting like a total slut for any men she chooses, and believes that having a husband shouldn’t inhibit her ability to be fully pleased.
The snow wife enjoyed taunting her husband after getting fucked by a big cock.
SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.
Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"