I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

Ain't got no business catching feelings

I don't know if this means that he doesn't have a problem catching feelings, or if it means that he has problems with catching feeling

I ain't got no business catching feelings

what else you got

Besides space what is there.

What else you got?

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IVE GOT THE SHITS

When an individual is in a unpleasant/angry moods towards an issue/individual.

Customer: where is my bread and eggs
Worker:we have ran out
Customer:That's is IVE GOT THE SHITS AHHH

you just got slayed

when you slay someone like have a good come back to something somebody said

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it’s also from the song “Slayed” by Ayesha Nicole Smith

you just got slayed babe !!

got heathered

A person above one pay grade who is a supervisor. Befriends you as your boss. Encourages you to ask for help and assures you it’s okay to ask questions.
Also lies right to everyone’s face.

Dude , I got heathered yesterday, that bitch got me me fired. She encouraged me to take time earned off.