tit sucker

(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.

Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!

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orangutan tits

n. A girl whos tits look like fleshy pantyhose with tangerines in them, that hang at least to her belly button

Britney has some nasty orangutan tits, that you have to swing out of the way for vaginal insertion

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Flipper Tits

breasts that are shaped like fins or flippers; triangular, flipper-shaped breasts

"That girls got some flipper tits!"

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giggle-tits

Nickname for a girl with extremely large breasts who laughs all the time, especially after drinking too much.

Lynsey is such a giggle-tits after she has a few vodka tonics; she laughs at everything.

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Tit Honker

A person who is overly obsesed with squeezzing tits

God Dam That Guy Is Such A Fucking Tit Honker

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Hog Tits

G-dog's tits

Carlos: "What's going on hog tits?"

Ginelle: "Don't call me that."

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tit-tay

mammory gland(s)of a female mammal; breast, also see boob, tit, titty,,ilk globe, etc.. best drawn out as long as possible

damn that girl got some big ole tit-tay's

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