top ace myself

One who considers themself to be a top notch drinker. One who is able to consume mass quantities of alcohol, while pacing themself.

I used to be a top ace myself. I could drink anyone under the table!

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gave him top

To suck dick or give head, referenced in candy cane by post Malone

“Yeah, I gave him top in the bothroom”

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Baby bottle top

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.

Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.

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top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.

Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.

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Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)

Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.

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top g queen

Caroline

Caroline is the Top G Queen for waking up at 4am, flying to Pensacola, taking an Uber because it was the wrong airport and making it to crash-o-rama by 7pm with no e-drinks

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glossy top coat

A thin coat of clear nail polish to shine the top of yoir nails 😊

Can you please add an extra layer of glossy top coat to my nails?

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