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when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts
Girl: How tall are you
Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u
Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree
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The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.
Yo son, you got that sticky tree?
Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!
"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES
Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.
The cranberry tree is very tall
Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy
Random person: "Mmmm I need Oliver tree in my mouth~"
Everybody on this planet: "same."
Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.
Why is Bee Tree being so turdish today!
LIke tea bagging but you also get the wood.
Doug was tree bagging player he shot in Call of Duty