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The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal
The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.
“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”
Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)
Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!
Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
Someone that despite the appeal of the environment ruins ones experience.
“Las Vegas would have been the best trip ever if it wasn’t for that Turd of Paradise, Andy Dick”.