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When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation
"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."
literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.
We should eat a turtle tonight.
tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis
my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob
Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?
the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?
Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.