penis penis vagina

1. how to count in 7/8 time in music

2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl

1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)

2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."

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sweaty vagina syndrome

syndrome in which a woman is hot and bothered. she is horny as hell!

that bi-atch is suffering from sweaty vagina syndrome. her crotch is steaming!

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jungle vagina valley

A pussy so hairy the fur reaches one foot in diameter.

I would have banged her, but I couldnt find it through the jungle vagina valley.

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vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.

dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!

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Great Wall Of Vagina

The bone type structure inside a girl's vagina that you must maneuver around to get to the "g-spot" while fingering her.

Girl: "Pleasure me more baby!"

Guy: "Okay I must get past the Great Wall Of Vagina"

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like your vagina

like your vagina: phrase;
a way to comment about your
(preferably male) friend's vagina.

NOTE**a phrase similar to
"that's what she said."
only more direct. funnier.

Thai: "Man, the backyard is wet."

Danny: "Yeah, like your vagina!....oooh I'm smooth"

Thai: "yeah smooth...like your vagina!"

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crime scene vagina

A crime scene vagina is the result of having sex with a girl having her period. The most severe crime scene vagina experiences will have the look and feel of an actual crime scene; bloody handprints on the wall, sheets, blood dripping from your penis, blood spattered all over your body.

I was hitting her from behind and I pulled out and my dick was dripping with blood.... man that was one serious crime scene vagina.

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