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A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.
Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.
Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!
Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.
A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag
That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out
Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".
That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.
She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"
Shiv wanking is edgeing to the extreme. It's when (usually a male) starts jacking off as usual but when he feels like he's finna ejaculate he slices a bit of foreskin off his penis. The goal is to the edge longer and when you do finally goon it's more liquidity, just don't slice the hole.
Jorge loves stroking his mother fucking cock all the time fucking time but he came way to fast. So he took a knife and sliced a bit of his foreskin off when he felt like he was gonna nut.
Shiv wanking - Cutting a bit of foreskin off your penis when your feel close to ejaculation
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